What's going on...

[TrinityOfOne]

It's quieter than a monastery with a laryngitis epidemic in here :)

[BlueTac]

I'd have thought that would be quite noisy, what with all the coughing etc....?

[TrinityOfOne]

That's it, ruin a perfectly good similie with your pedantic ways!

Why I odda punch ya on da schnozz!! :)

[BlueTac]

NO guv, not me schnozz!

And it obviously wasn't a good similie otherwise I wouldn't have had to correct you!!!

[TrinityOfOne]

OK, discounting the coughing, it's not a bad similie! :!!!:

[Silky]

Blame Jewels, Trin...she's the resident chatter...LOL!

Come back, Jewels!! Come back!!

[TrinityOfOne]

She's working at the moment :/

[BlueTac]

I should be working, but erm, has anyone seen my pencil sharpener?

[Silky]

[QUOTE=TrinityOfOne]She's working at the moment :/[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I know...bummer! You need to win the lottery so she can stay at home and chat till her heart's content. :)

We miss Jewels when she's not here!

[TrinityOfOne]

Not sure if she'll be on tonight either, she has a very busy day and a childminding course this evening :(

[BlueTac]

A course? In my day I was just locked in a cupboard with the left over of the dogs water, and any bread the birds didn't want to eat... my have times changed!

[TrinityOfOne]

Yes, that's the same course :)

[BlueTac]

Hey trin...we're all alone... you wanna... ;)

[TrinityOfOne]

Nah, I think I'll pass :)

[BlueTac]

You think I'm fat don't you :(

[TrinityOfOne]

No, it's because you have 3 noses and an extra foot under your right elbow.

[BlueTac]

oh...ok.

[TrinityOfOne]

Not that I hold it against you, but I was seeing someone with the same affliction and I have bad memories :)

[BlueTac]

oh well, I'm sure I'll find someone else

[TrinityOfOne]

Maybe if you found someone with an extra foot under their left elbow, it might work..wou could also buy shoes in bulk :)

[Dave]

I'll just move along quietly and leave you two to your billing and cooing .... :D

[Silky]

See Dave...when you aren't around Trin will flirt with anyone! :)

[Dave]

and I'm already worried about Blue Tac .... :)

Anyway as we're here together in the chat forum, how're you today? I've just got home from work and am shattered and hungry and edgy 'cos my blood sugar was rather high this afternoon. Then there's this place. I've missed it all day long and then there's stuff I'm not gonna mention right here, right now .... so I'll shut up for a few minutes :)

[BlueTac]

Dave: took you long enough to worry about me! People usually start worrying much sooner!!! Not to mind. Ho hum :D

[Dave]

[QUOTE=BlueTac]Dave: took you long enough to worry about me! People usually start worrying much sooner!!! Not to mind. Ho hum :D[/QUOTE]I worry too much about myself to stop and think of others, for a little while anyway. Then I get really worried about them :)

[Silky]

[QUOTE=Dave]and I'm already worried about Blue Tac .... :)

Anyway as we're here together in the chat forum, how're you today? I've just got home from work and am shattered and hungry and edgy 'cos my blood sugar was rather high this afternoon. Then there's this place. I've missed it all day long and then there's stuff I'm not gonna mention right here, right now .... so I'll shut up for a few minutes :)[/QUOTE]

So take a few deep breaths...get something to eat. About missing this place...take screen shots of the forums and stick them in your wallet. Pull them out periodically throughout the day and gaze at them longingly. I'm sure the day will just fly by. ;)

As for BlueTac...Trin just wants him for his boobs, so don't worry. :p

[Dave]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]So take a few deep breaths...get something to eat. About missing this place...take screen shots of the forums and stick them in your wallet. Pull them out periodically throughout the day and gaze at them longingly. I'm sure the day will just fly by. ;)[/QUOTE]Now that sounds like a good plan ....

"No, honest mate it's just a snapshot of my favourite website, please don't take it off me ....."

"You want to put this straightjacket on me and come with you to a special place?"

[Dave]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]As for BlueTac...Trin just wants him for his boobs, so don't worry. :p[/QUOTE]That's the bit I'm really worried about, BlueTac and boobs or lack thereof :D

[BlueTac]

you ain't seen nuffin' yet!

[BlueTac]

OK - now you worry

[Scott]

Uhm.. BT.. can we change that avatar please

[Dave]

[QUOTE=Jolt]Uhm.. BT.. can we change that avatar please[/QUOTE]More or less? LOL

[BlueTac]

lol - howsat?

[Dave]

He's trying to sticky this thread now! :)

[Scott]

Thanks BT. :)

[Silky]

Blue gum?? Who on earth chews blue gum? :)

[Dave]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]Blue gum?? Who on earth chews blue gum? :)[/QUOTE]Blue meanies of course!

Wallflowers too :)

[BlueTac]

see - told ya I'd tread on toes! Seems to be one of my less charming habits!!!

[Silky]

[QUOTE=BlueTac]see - told ya I'd tread on toes! Seems to be one of my less charming habits!!![/QUOTE]

Nah...we're all toeless here. :)

[Scott]

Blue meanies!! Hey! That's what the original Mac developers called themselves!

[BlueTac]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]Nah...we're all toeless here. :)[/QUOTE]

Isn't that a Paul Simon song?

toeless, toeless
Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
We are toeless, we are toeless

[TrinityOfOne]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]See Dave...when you aren't around Trin will flirt with anyone! :)[/QUOTE]

Errm, excuse me, young lady. I was minding my own business and was accosted by Mr. Tac!!

[BlueTac]

[QUOTE=TrinityOfOne]Errm, excuse me, young lady. I was minding my own business and was accosted by Mr. Tac!![/QUOTE]

LIES!

[TrinityOfOne]

Hey, you keep out of this, you, you, amorphous harlot! :)

[BlueTac]

pah. Who needs form anyway? It's overrated - I can be any shape I want :P

you "stiffie" you!

[Silky]

[QUOTE=TrinityOfOne]Errm, excuse me, young lady. I was minding my own business and was accosted by Mr. Tac!![/QUOTE]

Uhmmm...knowing you, Trin, I find it hard to believe that you're in any way the injured party...LOL!

[TrinityOfOne]

Hey! I have a reputation to maint...build :D

[TrinityOfOne]

[QUOTE=BlueTac]pah. Who needs form anyway? It's overrated - I can be any shape I want :P

you "stiffie" you![/QUOTE]

/me pours epoxy resin into BlueTac's drink.

[Scott]

So being a stiffie is bad? Man I gotta rethink my life one of these days.

[TrinityOfOne]

Lol

[Dave]

[QUOTE=BlueTac]pah. Who needs form anyway? It's overrated - I can be any shape I want :P

you "stiffie" you![/QUOTE]There's a funny Odo in here all of a sudden :)

[BlueTac]

[QUOTE=Dave]There's a funny Odo in here all of a sudden :)[/QUOTE]

that's poor!

[TrinityOfOne]

[QUOTE=Dave]There's a funny Odo in here all of a sudden :)[/QUOTE]

Think that's funny eh? :"poke": do ya, eh? :)

[TrinityOfOne]

Besides, everyone knows Blue-tac is Smurf sh*t :D

[Dave]

Yep! :)

[Dave]

I bet someone's going "They're at it again, Jolt!"

[Silky]

[QUOTE=Jolt]So being a stiffie is bad? Man I gotta rethink my life one of these days.[/QUOTE]

Baby, don't you EVER let anyone convince you that being a stiffie is bad!

Shame on you people for trying to fill his head with such notions!

[Scott]

Oh don't worry honey... you can spend hours trying to convince me being a stiffie is okay.

[Dave]

This conversation is moving into areas I'm not prepared to think about, meanwhile Sil's in heavenly contemplation .... :blush:

[BlueTac]

Smurf sh*t eh? Just you wait Mr One! We were 1 all if I remember correctly!!! I'll get you yet Mr Shiny Yellow Spiny thing!

[TrinityOfOne]

Uh-huh? ;)