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PDG
12/20/2004, 12:00 PM
I thought I had seen the worst websites known to man. Clearly I was wrong.

I challenge you to post a webpage worse than this (http://www.purifymind.com/BuddEnlighten.htm).
blix
12/20/2004, 12:46 PM
I don't know, PDG. I think you're being a little hard on the gal. I mean look at that use of text. And the sense of immediacy, urgency of the horses contrasted with the serene use of bubbles. Sometimes disonance can be the greatest vehicle for getting your point across. I mean, I have a hard time reading say... ten words of the page, but it might really gel with someone's reading style.

(***bphwaaaahaaaaaaaaaa*!):D


Good one, PDG.

-B

ps: bet you didn't know that those horses were a LINK!
Dave
12/20/2004, 12:49 PM
That's pretty bad .... it's saving grace is that the moving background makes the well justified text almost unreadable. ;)

If you want something really bad I go for the bigoted stuff (http://www.kkk.bz/index1.htm)personally.
PDG
12/20/2004, 01:24 PM
[QUOTE=blix]
ps: bet you didn't know that those horses were a LINK![/QUOTE]

I thought the horses were tryin to run away! But the bubbles kept them hypnotically embedded within the page. :D

And Dave, anytime I see 3 (yes, 3!) frames start loading I know I'm in for a hell of a crappy design. You're link confirmed this :D
burndog
12/20/2004, 01:27 PM
at least it is not yellow text on white
Dave
12/20/2004, 01:28 PM
[QUOTE=PDG]And Dave, anytime I see 3 (yes, 3!) frames start loading I know I'm in for a hell of a crappy design. You're link confirmed this :D[/QUOTE]Never mind the context. :D

If you ever get bored you should try the secretary of the NRA, he's a real beaut! :)
Scott
12/20/2004, 02:23 PM
Jackpot!!!

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/dailysucker/
blix
12/20/2004, 03:26 PM
Yeah, Jolt... um... That's kind of a double-whammy. It's a website that sucks talking about other web sites that suck. nice.

-B
PDG
12/20/2004, 03:34 PM
[QUOTE=blix]Yeah, Jolt... um... That's kind of a double-whammy. It's a website that sucks talking about other web sites that suck. nice.

-B[/QUOTE]

LOL! So true...:cool2:
blix
12/20/2004, 03:41 PM
OK, PDG. I scrounged this one up from the depths of my memory- and was surprised it's still a live page! Too bad it's been updated, it used to start with a really cheesy, over-reverbed out audio track: "Welcome to Oceanside California!"

What a shame, because Oceanside, CA is a pretty cool place.

http://www.oceanside-ca.com/

-B
PDG
12/20/2004, 04:31 PM
[QUOTE=blix]OK, PDG. I scrounged this one up from the depths of my memory- and was surprised it's still a live page! Too bad it's been updated, it used to start with a really cheesy, over-reverbed out audio track: "Welcome to Oceanside California!"

What a shame, because Oceanside, CA is a pretty cool place.

http://www.oceanside-ca.com/

-B[/QUOTE]

You found yourself a tombstone there! That page hasn't been updated since 1998! Don't believe me, just click here (http://web.archive.org/web/*/oceanside-ca.com). :D Beware...hours of enjoyment ahead.
blix
12/20/2004, 05:08 PM
DUDE, how did you find that? I'm glad you did, because my favorite content from the current site seemed to be absent:

http://web.archive.org/web/19990222141150/www.oceanside-ca.com/onthe.htm

Good find, PDG!

-B
PDG
12/20/2004, 05:29 PM
I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thanks, Blix.

It makes me ask the question, "Why would one have a soundcard without speakers?"
blix
12/20/2004, 05:50 PM
LOL!!! :D :D :D

Hadn't caught that before! Guess I was so stunned by the "You'll be asking yourself, how is this done?" bit...

-B
D Rock
12/20/2004, 05:55 PM
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mutiny
12/20/2004, 06:21 PM
oceanside! ha ha ha! my friends and i call it 'oceanSLIME'! that website is a prime example of oceanside's suck-ness! ha ha
Maiden
12/20/2004, 09:45 PM
I like bubbles :)
Siouxie
12/21/2004, 02:50 AM
nono i found the best one :D
never mind you donīt understand the text, its not really necessary :D

http://rasputin.de/CF/Jugend/

donīt blame myself for headache or eye problems after the visit of this site :D
blix
12/21/2004, 02:56 AM
OUCH! That one hurts! :*
PDG
12/21/2004, 06:21 AM
:D:D "Jesus ist cool!" :D:D

I'm going to bookmark that site. It'll come in handy the next time some company tells me "Well, we were looking to spend a total of $300 on our ecommerce website, branding and logo".

"Really? I just happen to have a colleague that can accomodate that budget!" :D
Dave
12/21/2004, 06:42 AM
I must obey, I must obey ....

What is your command o master?
Siouxie
12/21/2004, 07:38 AM
[QUOTE=PDG]:D:D "Jesus ist cool!" :D:D

I'm going to bookmark that site. It'll come in handy the next time some company tells me "Well, we were looking to spend a total of $300 on our ecommerce website, branding and logo".

"Really? I just happen to have a colleague that can accomodate that budget!" :D[/QUOTE]

*G* thats a good idea jesus :D