PA story game

[jameschino88]

The game goes like this. You type out some words, and then end with a user's name. When you end, you can leave in the middle of a sentence, and let someone else pick up where you left off.
Let's start. :)

I was blowing my airhorn at some window sweeping communists when Jolt.....

[dyezza]

jolt was trying to impress silkenfairy....

[jameschino88]

He took a granade, pulled the plug and threw it at

[Scott]

.. the back of some homeless guys head. The grenade bounced off because it was made of gumi... like gumi bears. he was just trying to feed the homeless. So then....

[burndog]

the homeless guy looked at the grenade rolling down the sidewalk and began counting down 3cowabunga, 2 cowabunga, 1 cowabunga...

[1cowabunga]

"I'm here!" yelled 1cowabunga pushing the homeless guy out of the way. "3cowabunga and 2cowabunga couldn't make it. I'm the only droid on duty. What seems to be the problem?" Just then another homeless person named Claven came walking around the corner carrying a...

[jameschino88]

tuba filled with mucus. He tried to play it and ended up snotting 1cowabunga. Before he could apologize..

[dyezza]

burnog fired the shotgun and killed one of the homeless guys...

[jameschino88]

So far we have..
I was blowing my airhorn at some window sweeping communists when Jolt was trying to impress Silkenfairy. He took a granade, pulled the plug and threw it at the back of some homeless guy's head. The grenade bounced off because it was made of gumi... like gumi bears. He was just trying to feed the homeless.
So then the homeless guy looked at the grenade rolling down the sidewalk and began counting down 3cowabunga, 2 cowabunga, 1 cowabunga...
"I'm here!" yelled 1cowabunga pushing the homeless guy out of the way. "3cowabunga and 2cowabunga couldn't make it. I'm the only droid on duty. What seems to be the problem?"

Just then another homeless person named Claven came walking around the corner carrying a TUBA filled with mucus. He tried to play it and ended up snotting 1cowabunga. Before he could apologize, Burnog fired the shotgun and killed one of the homeless guys.

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Burndog felt horrible but set the man's dog on fyre anyway. He managed to escape before the cops..

[claven]

before the cops came hauling ass to the scene in search of…

[dyezza]

Jolt, the most wanted multi-mass killer..

[jameschino88]

who sat down to smoke a nice pixel pipe.
The next day, dyezza was building a turtlewax producing power saw while

[burndog]

a tiny Silkenfairy landed on her shoulder...

[fray]

A phantom stranger walked up to her and asked them, "Aren't you a couple of ropes?" They looked at each other with that look that says "Is this a joke?"
Silkenfairy replied, "No we're afraid not."

[dschmittle]

Dave! Who's this Dave guy? Everyone pointed to the dark alleyway across the street. PDG yelled outloud...TWISTEDCLIFFDOG! I finally have him!

[jameschino88]

So far we have..
I was blowing my airhorn at some window sweeping communists when Jolt was trying to impress Silkenfairy. He took a granade, pulled the plug and threw it at the back of some homeless guy's head. The grenade bounced off because it was made of gumi... like gumi bears. He was just trying to feed the homeless.
So then the homeless guy looked at the grenade rolling down the sidewalk and began counting down 3cowabunga, 2 cowabunga, 1 cowabunga...
"I'm here!" yelled 1cowabunga pushing the homeless guy out of the way. "3cowabunga and 2cowabunga couldn't make it. I'm the only droid on duty. What seems to be the problem?"

Just then another homeless person named Claven came walking around the corner carrying a TUBA filled with mucus. He tried to play it and ended up snotting 1cowabunga. Before he could apologize, Burnog fired the shotgun and killed one of the homeless guys.

Burndog felt horrible but set the man's dog on fyre anyway. He managed to escape before the cops before they came hauling ass to the scene in search of Jolt, the most wanted multi-mass killer. He sat down to smoke a nice pixel pipe.
The next day, dyezza was building a turtlewax producing power saw while a tiny Silkenfairy landed on her shoulder. A phantom stranger walked up to her and asked them, "Aren't you a couple of ropes?" They looked at each other with that look that says "Is this a joke?"
Silkenfairy replied, "No we're afraid not." Deviant wandered past muttering "Geeze... what a savage cabbage!" As he turned the corner, he saw PDG. Dave! Who's this Dave guy? Everyone pointed to the dark alleyway across the street. PDG yelled outloud...TWISTEDCLIFFDOG! I finally have him!




Dave used his superior 4rc4d3 (arcade) skills to spoil their milky plans. Silky left Dyezza's shoulder and STOLE PDG's shadow!!! PDG chased Silky...