Jabbermouth Hall of Fame

[TrinityOfOne]

Yes, through a lack of anything sensible to contribute, I bring you the current forumpost Hall of Fame :)

Silkenfairy - 268

Jolt - 222

TrinityOfOne - 220

Dave - 219

TinCupid - 177

claven - 83

Dsquared - 59

PDG - 46

seabie - 27

Jewels - 11 (special commendation for sheer weight of content) :)

Lompoc42 - 7

Referee - 6

jeefer - 3

Jasmine - 1

Figures subject to immediate change :)

[Silky]

Are you saying I have a big mouth, Trin? Are ya, huh?!?! ;)

[Scott]

No fair, we're admins.. we have to post stuff.. you guys make us!

[TrinityOfOne]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]Are you saying I have a big mouth, Trin? Are ya, huh?!?! ;)[/QUOTE]

Perish the thought....arrgh! TRAIN! :D

[Dave]

Quick Jolt can you keep Sil distracted while we catch her up? This may take a few hours ....

Errrrr lets not mention big mouths at this point k?

[TrinityOfOne]

Gee, well I only have to post another 50 messages.... :D

[Dave]

Hey I just realised, you overtook me!

Hits Enter Button repeatedly ....

[TrinityOfOne]

Yes and soon (inane giggling), I shall take over THE WORLD!

Muahahahahaha....muahahahahahaha...muahahahahaha (ad infinitum)

[Dave]

But before you kill me you must tell me all your plans, then leave the room .... Hey leave the blonde babe too! :)

[Jewels]

[QUOTE=TrinityOfOne]Yes and soon (inane giggling), I shall take over THE WORLD!

Muahahahahaha....muahahahahahaha...muahahahahaha (ad infinitum)[/QUOTE]

That's nice dear....Now sit down, shut up and take your pills!

[Jewels]

[QUOTE=Dave]But before you kill me you must tell me all your plans, then leave the room .... Hey leave the blonde babe too! :)[/QUOTE]

Yeah, leave the blonde babe....What blonde babe?!? Waaaaa!

[TrinityOfOne]

The red or the blue?

[TrinityOfOne]

[QUOTE=Jewels]Yeah, leave the blonde babe....What blonde babe?!? Waaaaa![/QUOTE]

I was actually wondering the same thing but didn't comment through fear of ridicule.

[Jewels]

[QUOTE=TrinityOfOne]I was actually wondering the same thing but didn't comment through fear of ridicule.[/QUOTE]

Thank goodness for that, i was starting to think maybe you had won one of those cyber-girlfriends on eBay! Anyone else seen those? If you are the winning bidder the girl you are bidding on will text and email you for an agreed period of time and send you sexy photos too so you can impress all your mates with your sexy 'girlfriend'! Amazingly, they have been so successful that a couple of web sites have been set up where you can buy this service for a month at a time or whatever!
Honey, i've sold just about everything else i own that's sellable on eBay so whaddaya reckon? Who'll start the bidding at 50p?!? Ok then, 30p....and i promise NOT to send the photos! :)

[Silky]

Jewels, I have seen one of those 'girl for rent' things on ebay. Who on earth would pay good money just to have someone email you and say she's your girlfriend for a month or two? How ridiculous is that...and how hard up must you be to even resort to that in the first place! On the other hand, just think of all the money you and I could make. ;)

[Dave]

[QUOTE=Jewels]Thank goodness for that, i was starting to think maybe you had won one of those cyber-girlfriends on eBay! Anyone else seen those? If you are the winning bidder the girl you are bidding on will text and email you for an agreed period of time and send you sexy photos too so you can impress all your mates with your sexy 'girlfriend'! Amazingly, they have been so successful that a couple of web sites have been set up where you can buy this service for a month at a time or whatever!
Honey, i've sold just about everything else i own that's sellable on eBay so whaddaya reckon? Who'll start the bidding at 50p?!? Ok then, 30p....and i promise NOT to send the photos! :)[/QUOTE]
With the dollar exchange rate the way it is you might have to lower your prices for our trans-atlantic friends :)

[Jewels]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]Jewels, I have seen one of those 'girl for rent' things on ebay. Who on earth would pay good money just to have someone email you and say she's your girlfriend for a month or two? How ridiculous is that...and how hard up must you be to even resort to that in the first place! On the other hand, just think of all the money you and I could make. ;)[/QUOTE]

Well quite - i read about this in a newspaper and they were talking to a girl whose been making aroung £250 (approx $450 i think!) a WEEK doing it! That's gotta be quite a few desperate men with cash to splash out there!
It is indeed very ridiculous - and sad....The article did go on to point out that if someone was going to pay for this sort of thing then they would quite likely be very vulnerable and likely to get quite screwed up by the end of the 'relationship' - so i'm definately not saying this is a good thing...
BUT....£250 A WEEK!
By the way Trin, i don't seem to have received this months cheque yet....
;)

[Jewels]

[QUOTE=Dave]With the dollar exchange rate the way it is you might have to lower your prices for our trans-atlantic friends :)[/QUOTE]

LOL :D

Thanks!

[TrinityOfOne]

[QUOTE=Jewels]
By the way Trin, i don't seem to have received this months cheque yet....
;)[/QUOTE]

It's in the post ;)

[Dave]

[QUOTE=TrinityOfOne]It's in the post ;)[/QUOTE]
Another accountant? LOL