Mswings
10/26/2004, 09:27 PM
With the close of the elections coming soon...."thank goodness"
I felt we needed a good laugh. Here are a few jokes that were sent to me lately.
Enjoy.
The Hundred Dollar Flight
Bill, Hillary and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.
Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out
the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at them and says to his co-pilot,
"Such bigshots back there....I could throw all of them out the window
and make millions of people very happy."
*************************************************
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his
downtown Boston, Massachusetts parish. He walked to the window of his
bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He noticed,
however, that there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front
lawn.
Believing that it might have been a mascot of the Democratic Party of
Boston, he promptly called US Senator Kerry's office for assistance.
He dialed the Senator's office: "Good morning. This is Senator Kerry. How
may I help you?"
"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at Saint Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Senator Kerry, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my understanding that you people
of the cloth took care of last rites!"
There was silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then
replied: "Aye, and true it is, but we also are obliged first to notify
the next of kin."
Hee Hee
Anybody got any jokes they want to share?
I felt we needed a good laugh. Here are a few jokes that were sent to me lately.
Enjoy.
The Hundred Dollar Flight
Bill, Hillary and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.
Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out
the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at them and says to his co-pilot,
"Such bigshots back there....I could throw all of them out the window
and make millions of people very happy."
*************************************************
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his
downtown Boston, Massachusetts parish. He walked to the window of his
bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He noticed,
however, that there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front
lawn.
Believing that it might have been a mascot of the Democratic Party of
Boston, he promptly called US Senator Kerry's office for assistance.
He dialed the Senator's office: "Good morning. This is Senator Kerry. How
may I help you?"
"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at Saint Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Senator Kerry, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my understanding that you people
of the cloth took care of last rites!"
There was silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then
replied: "Aye, and true it is, but we also are obliged first to notify
the next of kin."
Hee Hee
Anybody got any jokes they want to share?