Farting at work

[blix]

OK- so I've got this new office all to myself. It's great! I can play my own music at a "reasonable level," got AC, etc. it's nice!

But I've got one problem: It seems every time I fart today someone comes walkin' in on me a minute later.

If you were in this situation would you:

A) Inform them that you have passed gas.

B) Smirk and see if they notice.

C) Act like everything is smellin' fine.

-B

[Scott]

d) Blame it on them and tell them not to come into your office to fart.

[blix]

LOL!!! Awesome! :D:D:D:D:D

-B

[Silky]

I don't have an office...but I'd say wait a few minutes and then ask "Wow, what is that smell? I've called maintenance three times already to come up and check for dead vermin in my office...I wish they'd get here already!"

Or...

Look at them and say, "Jolt just left" in an explanatory tone. :)

[Scott]

Hey!!!!! That's Not True!

[PDG]

I do the sly "intercept" approach. I'll get up and grab 'em before they get there and lead them in the opposite direction while talking about the last episode of Survivor.

[Taz]

I like the 'Fart and run" approach myself. :)

[Dave]

/me doesn't fart :p

[swillox]

[QUOTE=PDG]I do the sly "intercept" approach. I'll get up and grab 'em before they get there and lead them in the opposite direction while talking about the last episode of Survivor.[/QUOTE]

LOL, It happend to me once, and I used the same technique... TRUE STORY ! and on that one I landed in the office where there was more poeple... the smell followed somewhat but nobody could or would say it was mine...

We also had that game, but in a truck cabine: two poeple at the windows holding a third in the middle.

[blix]

[QUOTE=Dave][color="red"]* Dave doesn't fart :p[/color][/QUOTE]

Why do I not believe you? All your avatar needs is a little brown cloud.

[QUOTE=Taz]I like the 'Fart and run" approach myself. [/QUOTE]

I actually used that technique in high school once. Problem was it was WAAAAAYYY to obvious to ignore.

It cleared the whole classroom.


I got detention. :.

-B

[Silky]

I actually had one "episode" that was public...and very embarrassing. It involved gymnastic equipment...'nuff said. :)

[blix]

Yeah, PE is a bad place to try and hold it in...

[Silky]

[QUOTE=blix]Yeah, PE is a bad place to try and hold it in...[/QUOTE]

It wasn't actually PE....more like a gymnastics class. And you know, those darned uneven parallel bars are hell on a little girl's tummy! :)

[Dave]

[QUOTE=Silkenfairy]It wasn't actually PE....more like a gymnastics class. And you know, those darned uneven parallel bars are hell on a little girl's tummy! :)[/QUOTE]Enough with the lame excuses for blowing off in public :)

[1cowabunga]

Oh man. So many embarrassing moments to be told. :) Once I was on a high school band trip riding on a bus. A bus with closed windows I might add. Well I had to go pee really bad and when you're concentrating so much on not wetting yourself, there isn't a whole lot of love when it comes to controling other things. It wasn't loud, luckily, so it didn't draw attention directly to myself. All would've been fine till that girl in the back lit a match. The smoke from the match waifted up to the bus driver, and all hell broke loose. He pulled to the side of the road and gave us a five minute lecture about having matches on the bus and gave the girl a write-up. I just sat there quietly pretending nothing had happened. :)

~Sam